I know I promised I’d deliver some more porn in this space soon, but I’m just too busy.  I’m working on a huge project that’s almost completed and I promise that this is the site that I’ll drop it on first.  Oh, and did I mention I’ll also be heading to Vegas for another porn convention.  So…I’m way busy right now!

For now, how about an oldie but a goodie!  Here’s some Holly Wellin sloppy shit, and I promise that new porn in a big way is on the horizon.  Trust me!

I totally meant to post yesterday but I never got a free second.  I was working on uploading some content sets and creating a bunch of free pornsites for future release.  So what important thing was I going to post about?  Another stupid movie.

Ok, so I’ve really been enjoying the pulp fiction nights on IFC (Independent film channel I believe).  They show all kinds of crappy 70’s horror movies.  Well this week’s movie starred Willy Shatner and Ernest Borgnine so you just know it’s an instant classic. 

The movie was called The Devil’s Rain and was hysterical.  See the whole thing involved some devil worshipping cult, but when you joined the cult your lost your eyeballs and turned into a living wax figure — sounds cool right?  I think the writer took the term “waxen image” just a bit to far.  What’s better is that any time it rained these wax people melted, very similiar to when the Nazi’s melted in the first Indiana Jones flick.

Ok, so the plot was horrible and most of the movie was boring as it centered around people doing dumb things and running from cult members.  The payoff was in the ending though.  See it’s raining and the church explodes — yeah don’t ask — and all of the cult members start melting in the Devil’s rain.  So imagine like 15 people made of wax screaming and crying while all their flesh melted off.  Sounds like a pretty cool effect and something gory enough to make for a good horror movie, right?  But these cult member’s melted and screamed for almost 10 minutes, I kid you not.  It was fantastic.

I also watched The Wicker Man on the same night which was equally as bad but I don’t have much to say about it other than Sister Rose gave me wood.

Enough with the movies, I’ll get some porn up here as soon as I can.

We’re having a heatwave which really sucks because no one has AC around here. To quote Homer Simpson, “am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?”. It sure feels that way.

On top of that I had a lackluster birthday, waited around for a couple of people to hit me up about biz things on IM — and they never did — and to top it off The First 48 was a repeat — yeah I love shows about murder, surpise.

Anyway… I’m trying to get out of my funk and have a better day and I know of no better way of cheering up than with videos of bikini girls shooting guns.  If you don’t like it, too bad this is my pity party!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

You must watch this clip!

I mean if you are going to watch anything I post all year on this web-site…you’ve got to make this video the one.  It’s a take off on the Terminator, but I don’t want to spoil it for you so I’ll leave it at that.  Ok, well not just that, I will tell you that the chick in this video is amazingly hot and has a gigantic rack that’s just begging to be sqeezed jizzed on. 

Oh, and this movie is brought to you by Brazzers, feel free to check them out too!

Wow, so yesterday I actually had a day when I didn’t really see all that much porn! That’s a rarity for me as I usually spend the entire looking at snatch and cocks. Of course I did take the time to add some new sites, but after that it was a non-porn day.

The highlights of the day were getting some sun, eating a fantastic meal (that included buffalo wings) and watching a great movie.  I saw Cloverfield last night and I have to say that I enjoyed that movie more than anything I can recall in the last year.

But alas, yesterday is over and now I’m back to immersing myself in the world of sleaze.  If you haven’t seen Cloverfield, I highly recommend it.  Here’s the trailer, enjoy!

Ok…not really all of them.  See the banner below tells you exactly what you want to hear, that there are thousands of girls in your area looking to hook up.  I guess it could be true if you lived in a large population area, but for most of you it’s highly doubtful.

But, I’ve actually gotten some good feedback about Fling.  Apparently if you are willing to spend a couple of bucks you can meet the right chicks that just want to have a fun night.  Of course one of the guys who told me this wears Buddy Holly glasses and suade shoes so your mileage may vary.  We obviously all can’t be that cool.

Anyways, if you are looking for an actually live female and not just an image on a screen, I recommend giving Fling a whirl, after all it’s free to join and good for at least one night’s amusement at the worst.

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If you’re too dense to notice the large ad I’m running to the right on my home page, I thought I’d just give you a headsup that Jenna Haze will be performing live tonight on her website!

Jenna is fucking fine and a real sweetheart in person and her camshows are some of the hottest shows I’ve ever seen!  She puts a lot of effort into them to make sure that her adoring fans get enough to get them off.  These shows are not to be missed, so I urge you to sign up today to get access top tonight’s show!

To get you in the mood, how about a few Jenna Haze galleries!

• Jenna Struts Her Stuff
• Jenna Likes To Share
• Jenna Likes Stuffing

Don’t forget to sign up for Jenna Haze’s camshow at her official pornsite by clicking here!

Well, I’ve been monitoring how surfers browse for porn and there’s a definite increase in the amount of surfers that want to see their porn right on the page and right in front of them, even if that means they can’t download that video for latter fappage.

I’ve always said, give the surfers what they want, so here’s a couple example of tube porn along with two awesome links at the bottom to two of the very best porn tube sites out right now!  Enjoy…

Click to see everything from filthfreaks.com:

Brazzers, a big tit lovers heaven on earth!

Porn.com for all your porn needs!

I just thought that I’d take time to introduce you to one of my favorite cum swallowing pornsites Load My Mouth.

Why is Load My Mouth one of my favorite jizz pornsites is because it is packed with 387+ exclusive videos of some of my favorite pornstars sucking on cock and swallowing down baby-gravy. It also has tons of newcummers that you’ve never seen sucking cock at any other pornsite. How about some example whores:

Yeah, so now that I’ve got my new rig I’ve found a ton of stuff to do that always seems to get in the way of my blog postings.  I’m cutting videos for a new cocksucking pornsite that is destined to be the bomb.  In the meantime enjoy this bit of nonsense, I did.