I totally meant to post yesterday but I never got a free second. I was working on uploading some content sets and creating a bunch of free pornsites for future release. So what important thing was I going to post about? Another stupid movie.
Ok, so I’ve really been enjoying the pulp fiction nights on IFC (Independent film channel I believe). They show all kinds of crappy 70’s horror movies. Well this week’s movie starred Willy Shatner and Ernest Borgnine so you just know it’s an instant classic.
The movie was called The Devil’s Rain and was hysterical. See the whole thing involved some devil worshipping cult, but when you joined the cult your lost your eyeballs and turned into a living wax figure — sounds cool right? I think the writer took the term “waxen image” just a bit to far. What’s better is that any time it rained these wax people melted, very similiar to when the Nazi’s melted in the first Indiana Jones flick.
Ok, so the plot was horrible and most of the movie was boring as it centered around people doing dumb things and running from cult members. The payoff was in the ending though. See it’s raining and the church explodes — yeah don’t ask — and all of the cult members start melting in the Devil’s rain. So imagine like 15 people made of wax screaming and crying while all their flesh melted off. Sounds like a pretty cool effect and something gory enough to make for a good horror movie, right? But these cult member’s melted and screamed for almost 10 minutes, I kid you not. It was fantastic. 
I also watched The Wicker Man on the same night which was equally as bad but I don’t have much to say about it other than Sister Rose gave me wood.
Enough with the movies, I’ll get some porn up here as soon as I can. 