So I was offline for about 6 days and came back to find a clusterfuck of a problem with my home page showing an error instead of the blog posts it should have been showing.  It had to do with the way I was calling the posts and their permalink settings.  I wont bore you with the nerd-talk though, suffice it to say that the problem is fixed and I’ll be able to post some good porn link on my main page in the next few days.

Time for a beer!

I can’t even begin to tell you how thin I’m spread for the next couple weeks and none of it will be enjoyable, unfortunately.  So, the news won’t be changing all that much until I get a bit of respite, which again should come in the next few weeks.  But for now, how about some Tiny Ass.

This hot babe pornsite is in a fantastic fucking network of porn as seen here, so you get access to a bunch of sites for a really low price.  That being said, they don’t skimp on the quality.  Just to prove that, I figured I’d drop a few galleries for this pornsite that has just hit the streets in the last couple of days.

So if you enjoy babes with small asses getting naked and doing all kinds of depraved things, then you’re sure to enjoy Tiny Ass!

 By the way, if you liked those videos, they have a bunch of high quality porn babe vids for free on their tour.

I’ve been asked by several people about the timing of me being in Vegas, so I just want to clarify, that the naked man that hijacked a bus in Vegas was not me, even though I was in Vegas at the time and I often ride the bus while nude!

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip… The man allegedly punched in a back window of a Citizens Area Transit bus, climbed aboard, forced the driver off, drove the bus about 200 yards and then jumped off the moving vehicle.  A police officer climbed aboard the bus and stopped the vehicle.

I’m glad you asked! 

Vegas was fucking awesome.  I’d love Vegas if I just went by myself but hanging with hot babes and good friends never hurts.  I met up with a lot of good people that I’ve known for quite a while and met a lot of cool new people.  In fact I got to meet John Stagliano of Evil Angel, who of course is the Larry Flynt on our time.  I told him to keep up the good fight and asked him whether he at all enjoys the battle.  The impression I got from him is that he might if a possible consequence of losing wasn’t jail-time.

My camera battery died midway into the second day, so I couldn’t get any pictures of the pornstar pagent.  Lucky for you though, my buddy did so I’m going to use his pics.  So of course I need to give him a plug, which is well deserved being as he has one of the most outstanding real amateur pornsites I have ever seen.  These girls have never been filmed before and he gets to fuck every one of them!  He’s a very lucky man. 

So check out his amazing amateur chick pornsite!

Joanna Angel sings “All I Want To Do Is Rock and Roll in your Butthole”.

A drunk Penny Flame screams obscenities on the microphone, funny!

Well hello there.  Obviously you can see this porn chick has skills!

Three hot pornstars doing their thang.

I can’t even begin to explain this one.

All in all, I had a great time and drank a lot of beer.  A lot of beer!  But now it’s time to get back to work and get my new super secret project closer to launch.  I hope you enjoyed the pics. 

The title pretty much says it all. I’ll be back in a few and I’ll try to bring back some pics.

Oh, my!  I stumbled upon this clip completely by accident, and I just felt I had to share it to pass on some Latin love to my flock.  So enjoy it, it may be the last update before Vegas?

Yeah, so I noticed the images on my old Vegas posts got broken, so I fixed it. So if you want to strippers & camwhores that are paid to hang out with fat old webmasters, now’s your chance.

Speaking of Vegas, there’s another porn convention next week and I can’t fucking wait.  I plan on taking pics to document the whole thing, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

I know, I know my friends are telling me I’m obsessed, but I’m not really, Gina Lynn is just the hardest working whore in show business. I’m serious! Every week she’s doing something new, from monster trucks, to stretching giant runner bands to having live camshows. Which brings me directly to my point.

Catch Gina Lynn’s Live Cam Show This Thursday

Showing 8:00-9:30 p.m. EDT on Thursday July 3rd

Trust me, her camshows are hot! There’s a couple of places you can catch this camshow. You can catch it at VIP Cams or at Gina Lynn’s Official Pornsite.
Personally, I suggest Gina Lynn’s site, that way she gets paid… as do I. But seriously, Gina’s a hard worker who puts everything she has into whatever she’s doing, this is going to be a great show. So sign up, check it out and you can thank me for it later.

I dunno, there’s just something so satisfying about the instant gratification of tube videos. I mean, take this clip for instance. Probably 10 seconds into this big titty fuck scene and you’ve already popped your cork.

But tubes work well for all kinds of videos, humor, viral, political you name it. So I give in, I’ll not only post this tube up tonight for you to enjoy, but I’ll also start looking into other ways to include tube content on this depraved site.

Enjoy some big titty blondes with guns that take what they want!