Ok, so I’ve always wanted to fuck Jesse Jane.  I know what you’re thinking, she’s a bit vapid right?  Well, don’t be so hard on the poor girl… I mean look at her.  She’s absolutely stunning in glamour pics.  Ok, so her tits are a bit on the bally side, but in all seriousness, who wouldn’t want to fuck her?

Ok, back to me.  So I always wanted to fuck her, but when I watch her scenes she pounds on cock like a jackhammer, slamming into it over and over again with either her face or her cunt.  It’s a bit intimidating actually.  When I see Jesse Jane dressed up to the nines, I imagine a nice slow and intimate shagging; one can hope, right?

Anyways…what really makes this a dream shagging is, not only is Jesse Jane present and eager for some hard cock, but she’s fighting Jenna Haze — and you know I just love Jenna Haze — over said cock and eventually they both learn the gift of sharing.  Can you imagine, fucking Jesse Jane and Jenna Haze in one sitting?  I can, and I have to change my shorts.  This has to be one of the luckiest fags around.  I call him a fag because I’ve got to make myself feel a bit better about this one way or another.  Anyways, enjoy the video of one of my dream fuckings with two of the hottest whores in porn.

Yeah…so I uh…  Well I don’t even know what to really say about this site other than check it out and enjoy…

Muki’s Kitchen

simulated images only (sorry you cannibals)

I actually have a nice oral sex video on Cum Hungry Cocksuckers of Hailey Young and it does not disappoint, trust me.  but right now, if you want to see that clip you’ve got to get into the members section.  But what I really wanted to show you is this amazingly hot Hustler gallery of Hailey Young and Jade Star all undressed up and ready to go.

I mean, just fucking take a look at the preview and then try telling me that those two together all dolled up isn’t one of the sexiest things you’ve ever seen.  I want to bang them both right now…seriously.

But being as I’m not a pornstar nor do I have thousands of dollars to spend on two hot porn chicks to get them to fuck me, the best I can do is live vicariously through Hustler’s amazing gallery sets.  Including the hardcore fucking ones inside the member’s area.

 So take my suggestion, check out these hotties on this gallery and when you are done with that, get inside Hustler’s member area and get full access to hardcore fuck flicks of Hailey Young and Jade Star doing things you will not believe just for a bit of cash.

Ok, so the title is sort of blunt, but once you check out the actual content you’ll see how appropriate it is.  I’ve got a lot of guys that I work with that do a lot with BDSM and I realized that I don’t really broach the subject all that much on my blog.  I have no idea why that is, but being as I write about the wanton acts of This Depraved World it would be irresponible of me not to.  So here’s some much needed BDSM love.

 Courtesy of Wired Pussy

You know, I never really got the whole Jenna Jameson thing.  I mean when she hit the scene with those natural tits of hers, she was hot.  After that she just seemed like a bitchy princess to me…but who cares about me.

Well if you’d like to see a pregnant Jenna Jameson on cam talking about life, sex and other boring things you can make fun of, check out Camz. 

I really do love their site actually, hot chicks online and naked all day, woot.

And of course the answer would be yes. 

I have no idea who came up with the Obama dildo, but I want one.  Light blue of course, no reason to go overboard and grab the gold.

Some may think it’s a bit condecending, but let me put it this way: if someone wanted to create a sextoy in your image that hot chicks were going to masturbate with, would you be offended?  Just because the man is our next president it doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy the thoughts of depraved whores getting his head stuffed into their pussies.  Am I right or am I right?

Trust me, like most pornographers I am an Obama suporter.  I’m not putting this up in an attempt to be disrespectful. 

If you want to check out the Obama dildo for yourself, enjoy.

Obama Dildo Sex Toy