I had a lot of fun, and a lot of beers.  However the depravity was fairly limited which did come as a minor disappointment.  The selectuion of porn whores was also fairly disappointing.  I saw the ever present Claudia Marie and her interracial whore in training Alissa Black, both aren’t really pornstars but they have fuck videos on the web so they are worth mentioning.  I also saw Joanna Angel who I dig.  I know I saw someone else, but my craptop crashed and took my precious memories with it and with the amount of beer I drank it’s not surprising that I can’t recall the entire week.

Oh, and I so rocked Terrible’s!  I mean check out how hot my view was from my bedroom.  The room stood up to its’ name and next time I’ll have to pass on Terribles even if it costs me a bit more to go to a show.

One of the highlights of the trip was the burger feast my friends and I enjoyed.  And when I say burger, I mean BURGER!  The one on the left is a $77 lobster topped kobe beef burger available at the Paris Hotel and the one on the right is a filet mignon burger covered in sauteed onions and blue cheese crumbles that almost made my cock explode it tasted so good.

All in all it was a good time with good friends and I was glad I was able to make it.  Next time it’s all about strippers and pornstars to make up for the lack of nudity on this trip. 

Oh, the chick I forgot was Aria Giovanni, who I keep seeing at shows but I have no idea why she is there or what she is doing in porn anymore.

Sorry LL just had to do it.  So that’s right, I’m headed back to Vegas for a week of debauchery including pornstars, strippers, heavy drinking and lots & lots of high quality food.  I can’t wait.

Wait, did I just say food?  Yeah I did, because I am totally looking forward to some kobe beef shooters and some excellent filet mignons.  I tend to spend more on food when I’m in Vegas, probably because I get dragged to expensive resteraunts, but hey you only live once right?

And of course, when I get back I will give a full reporting of the debauchery endured and the pornstars I saw – though it’s been slim pickings lately.  Ok, maybe not a full reporting, but enough to give you a glimmer of the unfabulous life of an adult webmaster.  Enjoy your week, I know I will…

First of all, I drank a lot so my memory has some holes in it and there are some spots that are particularly foggy.  I drank, and smoked and had a great time with my fellow webmasters but I’m sure you don’t care about any of that so I’ll get to the good stuff.

I got to hang-out at the Playboy Club at the top of the Palms and I have to admit I was a bit disappointed.  I only saw one waitress in a bunny outfit and the cocktail waitresses with the big fake titties that were popping out of their coresets downstairs were far hotter — especially this one big tittied Asian chick that worked the circle bar at the Palms…OMG yummy.

BTW, this was the first time I travelled without a camera, so I’ve got no pictures of them but I did get to see a few pornstars on the trip.  My buddies talked up Penny Flame but that chick is so crazy I just kinda kept my mouth shut and laughed as she made her vagina talk… don’t ask.  Then I saw Hailey Young and I might not recognized her had her shirt not said “Hailey Young“.

The other chicks were internet pornstars, but I get those count too.  The first girl was Aaliyah Love, who used to be a cam girl.  I know because I ran into her before she became famous at a previous convention.  Check out the Aaliyah Love pics here (scroll down).

The last chick was Claudia Marie who I see at nearly every convention.  She’s very nice with a hot Southern accent and she likes to show off her enormous titties as you can see in the picture below where she let my buddy manhandle one of her funbags at a previous show.

All in all it was a great time and to celebrate it, I figured you’d enjoy a few video galleries of the whores I got to see in Vegas.  Enjoy…

Hailey Young

• Hailey Young Gags On Cock
• 5 Cocks For Hailey Young

Aaliyah Love

• 1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink
• Aaliyah Love Bubble Bath

Claudia Marie

• Big Titty MILF DP
• Interracial Big Boobie Fun

Penny Flame

• Penny Flame Cock Stuffed
• Penny Flame Blowjob

Not forever, of course but just for a few days to catch up with other porn webmasters and party with hot pornstars.  I have very little plans for this trip so who knows how it will turn out. Worst case I’ll go hang out with my buddy who’s already offered a one of a kind opportunity to get drunk with him in his hotel room and yell things out the window to the people that pass by…It just doesn’t get much better than that.

Anyway, I’ll be back in a few and when I get back hopefully I’ll have some great stories to tell.

I’ve been asked by several people about the timing of me being in Vegas, so I just want to clarify, that the naked man that hijacked a bus in Vegas was not me, even though I was in Vegas at the time and I often ride the bus while nude!

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip… The man allegedly punched in a back window of a Citizens Area Transit bus, climbed aboard, forced the driver off, drove the bus about 200 yards and then jumped off the moving vehicle.  A police officer climbed aboard the bus and stopped the vehicle.

I’m glad you asked! 

Vegas was fucking awesome.  I’d love Vegas if I just went by myself but hanging with hot babes and good friends never hurts.  I met up with a lot of good people that I’ve known for quite a while and met a lot of cool new people.  In fact I got to meet John Stagliano of Evil Angel, who of course is the Larry Flynt on our time.  I told him to keep up the good fight and asked him whether he at all enjoys the battle.  The impression I got from him is that he might if a possible consequence of losing wasn’t jail-time.

My camera battery died midway into the second day, so I couldn’t get any pictures of the pornstar pagent.  Lucky for you though, my buddy did so I’m going to use his pics.  So of course I need to give him a plug, which is well deserved being as he has one of the most outstanding real amateur pornsites I have ever seen.  These girls have never been filmed before and he gets to fuck every one of them!  He’s a very lucky man. 

So check out his amazing amateur chick pornsite!

Joanna Angel sings “All I Want To Do Is Rock and Roll in your Butthole”.

A drunk Penny Flame screams obscenities on the microphone, funny!

Well hello there.  Obviously you can see this porn chick has skills!

Three hot pornstars doing their thang.

I can’t even begin to explain this one.

All in all, I had a great time and drank a lot of beer.  A lot of beer!  But now it’s time to get back to work and get my new super secret project closer to launch.  I hope you enjoyed the pics. 

The title pretty much says it all. I’ll be back in a few and I’ll try to bring back some pics.

Yeah, so I noticed the images on my old Vegas posts got broken, so I fixed it. So if you want to strippers & camwhores that are paid to hang out with fat old webmasters, now’s your chance.

Speaking of Vegas, there’s another porn convention next week and I can’t fucking wait.  I plan on taking pics to document the whole thing, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Yeah, I know I’m late.  I kept putting off this part of the story because it involved more work for me to find galleries of the whore in question, but I’ve got them now so here goes.

The next day I was really relaxed because I knew nothing could beat that last night when I dined with pornstars and I had run into a couple of people I was hoping to see.  as far as I was concerned I could gamble and drink all day and I’d be a happy man.  So that’s what I did.

Throughout the entire day there were very few times when I didn’t have a beer in my hand or on the table.  I lost some money on Pai-Gow Poker because I suck, but I got a couple of beers out of it and they just loved me when the foam from one of them overflowed all over the green table top.

Anyway, I blew off a couple of meetings I could have made and even a pretty cool block party consisting of multiple suites each with a different flavour because my buddies didn’t have badges to get in.  But like I said, all was good and I just wanted to have a good time at that point.

We ended up running into some people I knew from the boards and later a few of us headed back over to the Palms.  I got a beer and a seat at a table I and I was a happy man.  Then one of the guys we were hanging with brings over this slut named Alissa Black for a photo because she’s wearing some next-to-nothing lingerie.

She ends up hanging out at our table telling us about how much she loves cock and how she’s already been kicked out of a party at the Palms.  After a bit she starts rubbing one of my buddies cock while sitting on his lap.  Later she started grinding her twat on Simon’s knee so he started fingering her pussy through her panties and she’s loving it.

Mind you, we’re still in a very public bar and her large black boyfriend is about 3 feet away from us… Alissa’s nuts.  Finally some old guy runs up, grabs her by the arm and yanks her away from us and off to parts unseen.  It was pretty humorous to me, but again I had a lot of beer that day. 

That was about the extent of my depravity on this trip.  If you’d like to see Alissa Black naked, feel free to check out the below galleries.  Enjoy…

Alissa Black and her crazy body painting

Alissa Black fucks herself with a glass toy

Well before I begin my Vegas recp, lemme throw out a site my friend built for me that was waiting for me upon my return:  Sativa Rose Sucking Cock

Ok, now that business is out of the way, let’s get to the pleasure!  Ok, so I head off to Vegas with Simon, so you know the party is on from the instant we get there.  We meet up with my buddy from New York have dinner and just fuck around the first night.

The second day was really laid back, I think because we knew the night was going to be so crazy.  I ran into some of my buddies from the boards and then almost immediately I took care of some business that was my whole goal for the trip.  So it’s only the second night and I’m already done as far as I’m concerned so it’s all downhill from here.

Next thing I know, Simon and I get invited to a private dinner at the last minute.  But this isn’t your everyday normal dinner, no this one’s going to have some pornstars!

Had a great meal at a top notch Italian resteraunt, probably the best meal I’ve had since the last time I went to a steakhouse in Las Vegas and to top it all off I got to meet my favorite pornstar ever.  That’s right, my darling Gina Lynn was there.  I could barely keep my eyes off her for the entire meal.  Afterwards we got to chat foor about 2 seconds but it was enough, and I got a picture with her which was pretty cool.  Oh, and let me just say, that Gina’s ass looked perfect in the black dress that she wore!

Jenna Haze was also there, and I’m a fan of hers as well.  Well first off, she was wearing glasses which is always a turn on for me.  The real surprise was how small she is in real life.  She’s super thin and tight and probably barely over 5 feet tall.  I wanted to pick her up and put her in my pocket but her boyfriend might have objected.

The last “pornstar” who was in attendence was Jules Jordan.  Now I wasn’t introduced to Jules — I’m assuming they figured that all of us web-dorks would really only want to meet the female talent, I would have liked to put a few words into Jules’ ear, but you can’t have everything.

Oh yeah, and Gina Lynn’s husband was also in attendence, but I totally spaced on his name.  Anyway, I had an awesome time and I knew at that point that nothing I could do in Vegas would be any better than that, but I’ll tell you about day 3 tomorrow or the next day.

So as a tribute to the pornstars I met in Vegas how about a gallery of each so you can see them in action!  Enjoy…

Gina Lynn - Big Titty Gina Lynn Getting Screwed

Jenna Haze - Jenna Haze In A Bit Of Cumplay

Jules Jordan - Jules Lays Some Pipe Into Gina