I’ve seen so many ‘official’ pornsites done wrong that it’s mind boggling.  Time and time again I stumble into ‘official pornsites’ that are nothing but a pretty tour page but inside there’s no exclusive content just have some low quality videos borrowed from other sites that really hold the license to these films.  It’s epic fail!

Lucky for us, there’s the Premium Pass network.  To start they launched with super sexy curvy diva Gina Lynn and the gorgeous petite babe Jenna Haze.  These sites had the content that would make you blow your load, and the two would do occasional live shows (like the one come up for Jenna Haze on the 9th) so their fans were getting their money’s worth; especially as all of Jules Jordan’s websites sat on their Premium Pass network which their fans would get as free bonus sites.  Later they added the official sites of Katsuni,  Eva Angelina and Audrey Bitoni as free bonus sites.

Now Premium Pass has gone above and beyond with Lexi Belle’s Official Pornsite.  Integrated into the site itself are Lexi’s blog, her twitter account an email form for her fans and a forum.  There’s no way you would ever get this much interactivty with a pornstar unless you go to shows.  True Lexi Belle fans need to get their asses into one of the best official pornsites I have ever seen.  Thumbs up to Premium Pass.

And if you wanna get a taste of some of the content inside Lexi Belle’s  member’s area, check out these galleries.  Enjoy…

I love beer.  I also love porn.  If only someone had the insight to put the two together in an advertising campaign.  Oh wait, it’s just been done. 

If I drank Bud Light I would go buy some right now just because of this commercial.

Enjoy…

I had a lot of fun, and a lot of beers.  However the depravity was fairly limited which did come as a minor disappointment.  The selectuion of porn whores was also fairly disappointing.  I saw the ever present Claudia Marie and her interracial whore in training Alissa Black, both aren’t really pornstars but they have fuck videos on the web so they are worth mentioning.  I also saw Joanna Angel who I dig.  I know I saw someone else, but my craptop crashed and took my precious memories with it and with the amount of beer I drank it’s not surprising that I can’t recall the entire week.

Oh, and I so rocked Terrible’s!  I mean check out how hot my view was from my bedroom.  The room stood up to its’ name and next time I’ll have to pass on Terribles even if it costs me a bit more to go to a show.

One of the highlights of the trip was the burger feast my friends and I enjoyed.  And when I say burger, I mean BURGER!  The one on the left is a $77 lobster topped kobe beef burger available at the Paris Hotel and the one on the right is a filet mignon burger covered in sauteed onions and blue cheese crumbles that almost made my cock explode it tasted so good.

All in all it was a good time with good friends and I was glad I was able to make it.  Next time it’s all about strippers and pornstars to make up for the lack of nudity on this trip. 

Oh, the chick I forgot was Aria Giovanni, who I keep seeing at shows but I have no idea why she is there or what she is doing in porn anymore.

Some of you have probably already seen this as it’s floating around all over the web, but I know a guy that works this company and to quote him, “it’s selling like nuts“. 

So if you’d like to be a dickhead, go ahead and get one and then let me know if you get arrested for indecent exposure of a T-shit.  I’m sure that there are going to be stories about this shirt and I can’t wait to hear them.

Uh….

And, uh…

And Oh My Fucking God!?!?!

Who’s got $1300 I could borrow?

I heard a local radio station asking a question the other day to some hot chick who is really irrelevant to the meat of this post.  It was a simple question and one that pleased me to no end.

“If you were a stripper, what music would you dance to?”

That’s fantastic, even though the whore they were talking to had no idea and couldn’t pick even a single song out of the blue.  It just got me thinking about strippers and there musical choices to shake their thangs to.  I’ve seen some hip-hop, heavy metal and house songs and to be honest, they all sound good when a hot chick is taking off her clothes to it.

I remember this one strip club I visited one night that was showing music videos on the back wall of the club.  I got free booze, I was able to smoke a cigar inside the club without hassle and most of the girls in the club were 10’s with the occasionaly 8 thrown in here and there .  Then a beautiful doll took the stage, caressing the pole gently like a lover not spinning upside down on it and spinning like a circus performer.

The mood was set to the unlikely song choice of Hey Ya by Outkast.  I remember all of the hairs on my arm standing on end.  It was one of those rare perfect moments you promise yourself you won’t forget, one that you wish could be repeated but unfortunately can’t.  Now, whenever someone mentions a song that was played or should be played in a strip club I am reminded of Hey Ya and that amazing moment of strip club nirvana.

It’s probably one of those things you had to be there to appreciate.  Nevermind, nothing to sell here, just fond memories and sinful thoughts.

I saw this video this morning and I just had to share it.  This video is for all of you that like to browse porn while in a relationship.  I know what this is like and the video hits the nail right on the head.  It’s brought to you courtesy of Current.com.  Enjoy…

I totally meant to post yesterday but I never got a free second.  I was working on uploading some content sets and creating a bunch of free pornsites for future release.  So what important thing was I going to post about?  Another stupid movie.

Ok, so I’ve really been enjoying the pulp fiction nights on IFC (Independent film channel I believe).  They show all kinds of crappy 70’s horror movies.  Well this week’s movie starred Willy Shatner and Ernest Borgnine so you just know it’s an instant classic. 

The movie was called The Devil’s Rain and was hysterical.  See the whole thing involved some devil worshipping cult, but when you joined the cult your lost your eyeballs and turned into a living wax figure — sounds cool right?  I think the writer took the term “waxen image” just a bit to far.  What’s better is that any time it rained these wax people melted, very similiar to when the Nazi’s melted in the first Indiana Jones flick.

Ok, so the plot was horrible and most of the movie was boring as it centered around people doing dumb things and running from cult members.  The payoff was in the ending though.  See it’s raining and the church explodes — yeah don’t ask — and all of the cult members start melting in the Devil’s rain.  So imagine like 15 people made of wax screaming and crying while all their flesh melted off.  Sounds like a pretty cool effect and something gory enough to make for a good horror movie, right?  But these cult member’s melted and screamed for almost 10 minutes, I kid you not.  It was fantastic.

I also watched The Wicker Man on the same night which was equally as bad but I don’t have much to say about it other than Sister Rose gave me wood.

Enough with the movies, I’ll get some porn up here as soon as I can.

We’re having a heatwave which really sucks because no one has AC around here. To quote Homer Simpson, “am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?”. It sure feels that way.

On top of that I had a lackluster birthday, waited around for a couple of people to hit me up about biz things on IM — and they never did — and to top it off The First 48 was a repeat — yeah I love shows about murder, surpise.

Anyway… I’m trying to get out of my funk and have a better day and I know of no better way of cheering up than with videos of bikini girls shooting guns.  If you don’t like it, too bad this is my pity party!

Wow, so yesterday I actually had a day when I didn’t really see all that much porn! That’s a rarity for me as I usually spend the entire looking at snatch and cocks. Of course I did take the time to add some new sites, but after that it was a non-porn day.

The highlights of the day were getting some sun, eating a fantastic meal (that included buffalo wings) and watching a great movie.  I saw Cloverfield last night and I have to say that I enjoyed that movie more than anything I can recall in the last year.

But alas, yesterday is over and now I’m back to immersing myself in the world of sleaze.  If you haven’t seen Cloverfield, I highly recommend it.  Here’s the trailer, enjoy!