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Internet Porn And You

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

I saw this video this morning and I just had to share it.  This video is for all of you that like to browse porn while in a relationship.  I know what this is like and the video hits the nail right on the head.  It’s brought to you courtesy of Current.com.  Enjoy…

 

A New Week

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I totally meant to post yesterday but I never got a free second.  I was working on uploading some content sets and creating a bunch of free pornsites for future release.  So what important thing was I going to post about?  Another stupid movie.

Ok, so I’ve really been enjoying the pulp fiction nights on IFC (Independent film channel I believe).  They show all kinds of crappy 70’s horror movies.  Well this week’s movie starred Willy Shatner and Ernest Borgnine so you just know it’s an instant classic. 

The movie was called The Devil’s Rain and was hysterical.  See the whole thing involved some devil worshipping cult, but when you joined the cult your lost your eyeballs and turned into a living wax figure — sounds cool right?  I think the writer took the term “waxen image” just a bit to far.  What’s better is that any time it rained these wax people melted, very similiar to when the Nazi’s melted in the first Indiana Jones flick.

Ok, so the plot was horrible and most of the movie was boring as it centered around people doing dumb things and running from cult members.  The payoff was in the ending though.  See it’s raining and the church explodes — yeah don’t ask — and all of the cult members start melting in the Devil’s rain.  So imagine like 15 people made of wax screaming and crying while all their flesh melted off.  Sounds like a pretty cool effect and something gory enough to make for a good horror movie, right?  But these cult member’s melted and screamed for almost 10 minutes, I kid you not.  It was fantastic. :D
I also watched The Wicker Man on the same night which was equally as bad but I don’t have much to say about it other than Sister Rose gave me wood.

Enough with the movies, I’ll get some porn up here as soon as I can. :)

Yesterday Sucked

Friday, June 20th, 2008

We’re having a heatwave which really sucks because no one has AC around here. To quote Homer Simpson, “am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig?”. It sure feels that way. :(
On top of that I had a lackluster birthday, waited around for a couple of people to hit me up about biz things on IM — and they never did — and to top it off The First 48 was a repeat — yeah I love shows about murder, surpise.

Anyway… I’m trying to get out of my funk and have a better day and I know of no better way of cheering up than with videos of bikini girls shooting guns.  If you don’t like it, too bad this is my pity party!



 

A Day Off Of Porn

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Wow, so yesterday I actually had a day when I didn’t really see all that much porn! That’s a rarity for me as I usually spend the entire looking at snatch and cocks. Of course I did take the time to add some new sites, but after that it was a non-porn day.

The highlights of the day were getting some sun, eating a fantastic meal (that included buffalo wings) and watching a great movie.  I saw Cloverfield last night and I have to say that I enjoyed that movie more than anything I can recall in the last year.

But alas, yesterday is over and now I’m back to immersing myself in the world of sleaze.  If you haven’t seen Cloverfield, I highly recommend it.  Here’s the trailer, enjoy!