Archive for the ‘Porn News’ Category

Economic Porn Bailout

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Well the genius that is Larry Flynt is at it again.  Mr Flynt is attempting to get congress to help the porn industry with a bailout similiar to what is being proposed by the auto industry. :D

…”With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt said. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

It may smell like a publicity stunt, but inside sources say the porn power-players’ financial gambit is deadly serious…  - avn

Yes!  Send me some money congress! 

Well being as Larry Flynt is getting hit in the money belt I suggest you immediately head over to Hustler and get youself a subscription to help feed him. 

Oh, and these subscriptions don’t have to come through the mail in a black envelope labelled Adult Only which is horribly embarressing when you have the post office hold your mail for you and you have to pick up several copies at the Post Office…not that this has ever happened to me before or anything.  :P

Don’t Let Porn Sites Screw You

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Grrrr!  I just happened to notice that one of the cum swallowing porn sites I promote had sales that went off the chart last month.  Sweet, I thought and then I went off to see what was making their site so successful.

Pay attention closely to this if you don’t want to get screwed!

The cum swallowing website in question (which I’m not going to even name or link you to because it’s more than they deserve) had 2 little check boxes below the confirmation button on the join page signing you up to 2 other sites as well as the site you wanted to join for a measley $1 each.  These are called cross-sales and even mainstream companies like GoDaddy have them.  In reading the small print however — much further down the page — if you don’t cancel those sites within 24-48 hours they will bill you for them at $50 per month each!

So some surfer with a hard-on just wanting to see nice whores willing to chug jizz wips out his credit card and hastely signs-up to this site for and figures that for $30 he’s going to get a month of spank worthy material.  Little does he realize that this transaction will end up setting him back $130!

Scum like this are screwing surfers, so I am imploring you to be careful when you join a pornsite.  I try to pull sites like this off of my pornsites, but just checking that all every one of my listed sites haven’t added anything deceptive to their join pages is a full time job all by itself.

If you happen to come across a porn site that I’ve linked to on any of my pages that has deceptive practices, PLEASE email me via the contact form at the bottom of this page and I will pull that site off of my pages for life.  I have already pulled a few in the last few months, even though some of them had very spank worthy content.  :(

Jenna Jameson Live Chat

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

You know, I never really got the whole Jenna Jameson thing.  I mean when she hit the scene with those natural tits of hers, she was hot.  After that she just seemed like a bitchy princess to me…but who cares about me.

Well if you’d like to see a pregnant Jenna Jameson on cam talking about life, sex and other boring things you can make fun of, check out Camz

I really do love their site actually, hot chicks online and naked all day, woot.

Hey, Is That The President-Elect In Your Ass?

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Obama Sex Toy

And of course the answer would be yes. 

I have no idea who came up with the Obama dildo, but I want one.  Light blue of course, no reason to go overboard and grab the gold.

Some may think it’s a bit condecending, but let me put it this way: if someone wanted to create a sextoy in your image that hot chicks were going to masturbate with, would you be offended?  Just because the man is our next president it doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy the thoughts of depraved whores getting his head stuffed into their pussies.  Am I right or am I right?

Trust me, like most pornographers I am an Obama suporter.  I’m not putting this up in an attempt to be disrespectful. 

If you want to check out the Obama dildo for yourself, enjoy.

Obama Dildo Sex Toy

Carmen Luvana Retiring

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

Did you know that Carmen Luvana is retiring from porn. I know, it sucks. She was a major hotty with a to-die-for Latin accent. It’s what makes Shakira to hot. She was also one of the sweetest dicksuckers in the jizz-biz.

Well, I wish Carmen Luvana well and I want to send her out with a 21 gun salute, or the closest thing a pornographer can come up with, some steaming hot galleries of Carmen smoking pole. Get them while they last, supplies are limited. :(
Carmen Luvana Giving Head
Carmen Luvana Tastes Cum
Carmen Luvana MFF Threesome

 

Click here to see all the hot Porn Divas at New Sensations!

Who knows, maybe one will replace Carmen one day, but not today, it’s still to soon.

Nailin Palin is Fantastic

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Thank you Larry Flynt.  Not only did he take a bullet for all of us pornographers (literally), but he’s also brought us a great mag, some awesome video lines and now he brings us what may just be the greatest cinema event of all time.  I’m not going to say much more, I’ll let the video do the talking (click the image below to see the video).

Nailin Palin

Pornwhores Ahoy!

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Just a reminder to all of you out there that like expensively filmed porn videos shot with the hottest pornwhores alive rather than the nastier shit you can find on most of this website, Pirates 2 is out!  It stars Jessi Jane who is drop dead fuckable, along with a gang of other outstanding whores like Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, and Brianna Love.  I think it’s a marvel of depravity that I can link every one of those whores to site I’ve built for them.

Anyways, this movie is a must see for anyone with a healthy sexual appetite.  You creeps that like the trannies and midgets, you’ll just have to sit this one out.  Oh, and you can check out the trailer here

 

Pirates 2 Porn Movie Starring Jessi Jane

And props to Digital Playground for making a fantastic flick.

Well, I’ll Say It’s Booty, That’s What It Is

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

The trailer to the most expensive adult production ever has been released and I would be remiss not to post a link to Digital Playground’sPirates 2, Stagnettis Revenge‘. I don’t know how many of you saw the first Pirates film by Digital Playground, but it was fantastic.

I know, you may be thinking ‘this is a feature so it’s going to suck and not have any no holds barred gonzo-type action.  You’re right, there won’t be any double anals or cumfart cocktails, but how often do you get a chance to see the lovely Jessi Jane banged on camera and there are sure to be facials regardless.  :)
Oh, and Jenna Haze is part of the cast, and she’s a sweetie so buy this DVD when it’s released, you’ll thank me for it.  Now enjoy the trailer!



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If you liked the trailer, you may want to check out the first Pirates movie to see what you’ve been missing or pre-order Pirates 2 with the links below

Big Cocksucking News!

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Ok, so I know I’ve been hinting at dropping something for a long time now.  Believe it or not, it’s taken me this long to get my baby ready for launch, but now it’s finally live!  I’ll be throwing more previews and vids from the members area up to get your tastebuds prepped.  This site is hot.

Without further ado, I introduce you to

Cum Hungry Cocksuckers

Enjoy the preview trailer below!

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Rest and Relaxation

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Took a few days off to spend it at a lake in the heat with warm beer (not by choice). It was alright, but I realized how badly I need my internet porn fix, so I’m glad to be back.

Just got some news from my friends at New Sensations. They have got their next mega-hit in the can and ready for launch, so I thought I’d hook you up with a sneak peak. Looks interesting and highly entertaining. I hope you like guns in your porn!

New Sensations presents:

Hearts & Minds II