I’m glad you asked! 
Vegas was fucking awesome.  I’d love Vegas if I just went by myself but hanging with hot babes and good friends never hurts.  I met up with a lot of good people that I’ve known for quite a while and met a lot of cool new people.  In fact I got to meet John Stagliano of Evil Angel, who of course is the Larry Flynt on our time.  I told him to keep up the good fight and asked him whether he at all enjoys the battle.  The impression I got from him is that he might if a possible consequence of losing wasn’t jail-time.

My camera battery died midway into the second day, so I couldn’t get any pictures of the pornstar pagent.  Lucky for you though, my buddy did so I’m going to use his pics.  So of course I need to give him a plug, which is well deserved being as he has one of the most outstanding real amateur pornsites I have ever seen.  These girls have never been filmed before and he gets to fuck every one of them!  He’s a very lucky man. 

So check out his amazing amateur chick pornsite!

Joanna Angel sings “All I Want To Do Is Rock and Roll in your Butthole”.

A drunk Penny Flame screams obscenities on the microphone, funny!

Well hello there.  Obviously you can see this porn chick has skills!

Three hot pornstars doing their thang.

I can’t even begin to explain this one.

All in all, I had a great time and drank a lot of beer.  A lot of beer!  But now it’s time to get back to work and get my new super secret project closer to launch.  I hope you enjoyed the pics. 

The title pretty much says it all. I’ll be back in a few and I’ll try to bring back some pics.

Yeah, so I noticed the images on my old Vegas posts got broken, so I fixed it. So if you want to strippers & camwhores that are paid to hang out with fat old webmasters, now’s your chance.

Speaking of Vegas, there’s another porn convention next week and I can’t fucking wait.  I plan on taking pics to document the whole thing, but you know what they say about the best laid plans…

Yeah, I know I’m late.  I kept putting off this part of the story because it involved more work for me to find galleries of the whore in question, but I’ve got them now so here goes.

The next day I was really relaxed because I knew nothing could beat that last night when I dined with pornstars and I had run into a couple of people I was hoping to see.  as far as I was concerned I could gamble and drink all day and I’d be a happy man.  So that’s what I did.

Throughout the entire day there were very few times when I didn’t have a beer in my hand or on the table.  I lost some money on Pai-Gow Poker because I suck, but I got a couple of beers out of it and they just loved me when the foam from one of them overflowed all over the green table top.

Anyway, I blew off a couple of meetings I could have made and even a pretty cool block party consisting of multiple suites each with a different flavour because my buddies didn’t have badges to get in.  But like I said, all was good and I just wanted to have a good time at that point.

We ended up running into some people I knew from the boards and later a few of us headed back over to the Palms.  I got a beer and a seat at a table I and I was a happy man.  Then one of the guys we were hanging with brings over this slut named Alissa Black for a photo because she’s wearing some next-to-nothing lingerie.

She ends up hanging out at our table telling us about how much she loves cock and how she’s already been kicked out of a party at the Palms.  After a bit she starts rubbing one of my buddies cock while sitting on his lap.  Later she started grinding her twat on Simon’s knee so he started fingering her pussy through her panties and she’s loving it.

Mind you, we’re still in a very public bar and her large black boyfriend is about 3 feet away from us… Alissa’s nuts.  Finally some old guy runs up, grabs her by the arm and yanks her away from us and off to parts unseen.  It was pretty humorous to me, but again I had a lot of beer that day. 
That was about the extent of my depravity on this trip.  If you’d like to see Alissa Black naked, feel free to check out the below galleries.  Enjoy…

Alissa Black and her crazy body painting

Alissa Black fucks herself with a glass toy

Well before I begin my Vegas recp, lemme throw out a site my friend built for me that was waiting for me upon my return:  Sativa Rose Sucking Cock

Ok, now that business is out of the way, let’s get to the pleasure!  Ok, so I head off to Vegas with Simon, so you know the party is on from the instant we get there.  We meet up with my buddy from New York have dinner and just fuck around the first night.

The second day was really laid back, I think because we knew the night was going to be so crazy.  I ran into some of my buddies from the boards and then almost immediately I took care of some business that was my whole goal for the trip.  So it’s only the second night and I’m already done as far as I’m concerned so it’s all downhill from here.

Next thing I know, Simon and I get invited to a private dinner at the last minute.  But this isn’t your everyday normal dinner, no this one’s going to have some pornstars!

Had a great meal at a top notch Italian resteraunt, probably the best meal I’ve had since the last time I went to a steakhouse in Las Vegas and to top it all off I got to meet my favorite pornstar ever.  That’s right, my darling Gina Lynn was there.  I could barely keep my eyes off her for the entire meal.  Afterwards we got to chat foor about 2 seconds but it was enough, and I got a picture with her which was pretty cool.  Oh, and let me just say, that Gina’s ass looked perfect in the black dress that she wore!

Jenna Haze was also there, and I’m a fan of hers as well.  Well first off, she was wearing glasses which is always a turn on for me.  The real surprise was how small she is in real life.  She’s super thin and tight and probably barely over 5 feet tall.  I wanted to pick her up and put her in my pocket but her boyfriend might have objected.

The last “pornstar” who was in attendence was Jules Jordan.  Now I wasn’t introduced to Jules — I’m assuming they figured that all of us web-dorks would really only want to meet the female talent, I would have liked to put a few words into Jules’ ear, but you can’t have everything.

Oh yeah, and Gina Lynn’s husband was also in attendence, but I totally spaced on his name.  Anyway, I had an awesome time and I knew at that point that nothing I could do in Vegas would be any better than that, but I’ll tell you about day 3 tomorrow or the next day.
So as a tribute to the pornstars I met in Vegas how about a gallery of each so you can see them in action!  Enjoy…

Gina Lynn - Big Titty Gina Lynn Getting Screwed

Jenna Haze - Jenna Haze In A Bit Of Cumplay

Jules Jordan - Jules Lays Some Pipe Into Gina

This party was pretty cool, of course the chicks exposing themselves to the security guards dismay didn’t hurt matters!

They hired some strippers to dance on a stage and on some light up pedestals, of course the lighting was horrible for photos, so only a few of the pics were clear enough to post.

(pic removed, too wide, whoops)

And then things really got going as these two camwhores starting exposing their parts and going nuts. I introduced myself to the shorter of the two, but I was to liquered up to remember her name. So whatever your name is, it was great to meet you and thanks for the pics!

Nice! Well I want to thank the camgirls at Flirt 4 Free for adding a bit of spice to the party. If you wanna have your own party with these whores you can sign up and browse the profiles until you find them by clicking the link below!

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Wow, I’ve been to Vegas probably bordering on 12 times and I have never has as much fun as I did on this last trip. Being around a ton of drunken pornstars and hot Asians with big fake tits in all to small bikinis didn’t hurt matters. Neither did the free drinks! Oh, and I even came out ahead on my gambling.

I met a bunch of really awesome people and rubbed shoulders with some old friends so not only was it fun, it was also pretty productive for me. Even though I missed the bikini contest and never managed to take a picture of the flock of hot Asian whores in the skimpy bikinis I mentioned above, I do have some photos I just have to share with my friends and family. So enjoy, the first set of Preacher’s Vegas Adventures.

Here’s some random slut hugging random passerbys. I was afraid of her cooties though, so I just took a couple picks and moved on.

(pic removed, it was too large and not hot enough anyway!)
This bikini clad chick was interviewing the slut above. For what I have no idea, but I figured I’d snap a pic because I love skulls!

How can I resist taking pics of some hot booth babes?

Yeah, see that Asian guy in the middle. We played Pai Gow Poker together for a while. Nothing else in this picture is interesting!

And of course, I had to throw in a pic of me, resting up before the big party. That’s where I got the best pictures and you can check those out tomorrow!

To be continued…