Ok, so I’ve always wanted to fuck Jesse Jane.  I know what you’re thinking, she’s a bit vapid right?  Well, don’t be so hard on the poor girl… I mean look at her.  She’s absolutely stunning in glamour pics.  Ok, so her tits are a bit on the bally side, but in all seriousness, who wouldn’t want to fuck her?

Ok, back to me.  So I always wanted to fuck her, but when I watch her scenes she pounds on cock like a jackhammer, slamming into it over and over again with either her face or her cunt.  It’s a bit intimidating actually.  When I see Jesse Jane dressed up to the nines, I imagine a nice slow and intimate shagging; one can hope, right?

Anyways…what really makes this a dream shagging is, not only is Jesse Jane present and eager for some hard cock, but she’s fighting Jenna Haze — and you know I just love Jenna Haze — over said cock and eventually they both learn the gift of sharing.  Can you imagine, fucking Jesse Jane and Jenna Haze in one sitting?  I can, and I have to change my shorts.  This has to be one of the luckiest fags around.  I call him a fag because I’ve got to make myself feel a bit better about this one way or another.  Anyways, enjoy the video of one of my dream fuckings with two of the hottest whores in porn.

I’m glad you asked! 
Vegas was fucking awesome.  I’d love Vegas if I just went by myself but hanging with hot babes and good friends never hurts.  I met up with a lot of good people that I’ve known for quite a while and met a lot of cool new people.  In fact I got to meet John Stagliano of Evil Angel, who of course is the Larry Flynt on our time.  I told him to keep up the good fight and asked him whether he at all enjoys the battle.  The impression I got from him is that he might if a possible consequence of losing wasn’t jail-time.

My camera battery died midway into the second day, so I couldn’t get any pictures of the pornstar pagent.  Lucky for you though, my buddy did so I’m going to use his pics.  So of course I need to give him a plug, which is well deserved being as he has one of the most outstanding real amateur pornsites I have ever seen.  These girls have never been filmed before and he gets to fuck every one of them!  He’s a very lucky man. 

So check out his amazing amateur chick pornsite!

Joanna Angel sings “All I Want To Do Is Rock and Roll in your Butthole”.

A drunk Penny Flame screams obscenities on the microphone, funny!

Well hello there.  Obviously you can see this porn chick has skills!

Three hot pornstars doing their thang.

I can’t even begin to explain this one.

All in all, I had a great time and drank a lot of beer.  A lot of beer!  But now it’s time to get back to work and get my new super secret project closer to launch.  I hope you enjoyed the pics. 

So my buddy launched a new pornsite and it looks amazing.  Stunners isn’t like your normal everyday babe pornsite you see on the web, because Stunners features hi-res pictures, HD videos and the most beautiful girls alive posing naked and playing with themselves.

How hot are these chicks?  Well check out one of my current favorite porngirls around Bree Olson.  She’s an amazing looking whore.  And Bree is just on of the whores you’ll find at Stunners.

Need more?  How about the stunning Shawna Lenee, tell me you wouldn’t love to grab those perky tits?

Trust me, if you are going to only join one pornstar babe site then you can’t pass up Stunners, one of the highest quality pornsites around!

Well before I begin my Vegas recp, lemme throw out a site my friend built for me that was waiting for me upon my return:  Sativa Rose Sucking Cock

Ok, now that business is out of the way, let’s get to the pleasure!  Ok, so I head off to Vegas with Simon, so you know the party is on from the instant we get there.  We meet up with my buddy from New York have dinner and just fuck around the first night.

The second day was really laid back, I think because we knew the night was going to be so crazy.  I ran into some of my buddies from the boards and then almost immediately I took care of some business that was my whole goal for the trip.  So it’s only the second night and I’m already done as far as I’m concerned so it’s all downhill from here.

Next thing I know, Simon and I get invited to a private dinner at the last minute.  But this isn’t your everyday normal dinner, no this one’s going to have some pornstars!

Had a great meal at a top notch Italian resteraunt, probably the best meal I’ve had since the last time I went to a steakhouse in Las Vegas and to top it all off I got to meet my favorite pornstar ever.  That’s right, my darling Gina Lynn was there.  I could barely keep my eyes off her for the entire meal.  Afterwards we got to chat foor about 2 seconds but it was enough, and I got a picture with her which was pretty cool.  Oh, and let me just say, that Gina’s ass looked perfect in the black dress that she wore!

Jenna Haze was also there, and I’m a fan of hers as well.  Well first off, she was wearing glasses which is always a turn on for me.  The real surprise was how small she is in real life.  She’s super thin and tight and probably barely over 5 feet tall.  I wanted to pick her up and put her in my pocket but her boyfriend might have objected.

The last “pornstar” who was in attendence was Jules Jordan.  Now I wasn’t introduced to Jules — I’m assuming they figured that all of us web-dorks would really only want to meet the female talent, I would have liked to put a few words into Jules’ ear, but you can’t have everything.

Oh yeah, and Gina Lynn’s husband was also in attendence, but I totally spaced on his name.  Anyway, I had an awesome time and I knew at that point that nothing I could do in Vegas would be any better than that, but I’ll tell you about day 3 tomorrow or the next day.
So as a tribute to the pornstars I met in Vegas how about a gallery of each so you can see them in action!  Enjoy…

Gina Lynn - Big Titty Gina Lynn Getting Screwed

Jenna Haze - Jenna Haze In A Bit Of Cumplay

Jules Jordan - Jules Lays Some Pipe Into Gina

Well, I know I’ve been hinting at something, I just didn’t want to let the proverbial cat out of the bag until everything was official. I am now a paysite owner. Woohoo, more headaches and more work! Sweet. So anyways, here’s the official press release which may makes its way to XBiz, I doubt it though. Oh, and now expect a bunch of related marketing in the lifetime to follow. Enjoy:

Affiliate Driven Devil By Deed Launches First Paysite

Veteran affiliate marketing whore Preacher has officially launched his first paysite Cum Hungry Pornstars under his brand new affiliate program Devil By Deed.

“What makes an affiliate driven program different from some of the others is simple; I have actually experienced the highs and lows of making a living as an affiliate. I know what tools affiliates need to not only be successful, but do so with ease.” Preacher continues, “at the end of the day, the quality of the content promoted is not as important as the accessibility of both the marketing tools and financial statistics for an affiliate marketer. I still build sites, import galleries and use the same tools my affiliates use and you can be damn sure that I want them as accessible as possible. Some of the large programs out there are repped by cats who have never seen the affiliate side of the industry, all they know how to do is act like a rockstar and buy some free drinks. This program is different.”

Devil By Deed launched its’ beta program at the end of September and because of some of the affiliate contacts Preacher has made in his years of marketing he was actually able to get various industry veterans to give the program a thorough run through before opening his program up to the public.

“Well Preacher is very pretty,” says industry loudmouth Useless Warrior of Maladapted Media, “and I like to help out pretty people so I jumped at the chance to beta test his program. The site is nice work, and I assume that my huge rush of traffic will make us both very wealthy.”

As an incentive to prospective affiliates Devil By Deed will be paying out 70% on all revshare sales made until January 1st.

Cum Hungry Pornstars

Well, I wasn’t really expecting XBiz to change the title of my article, but I guess you get what you ask for when you do a press release…exposure.  :O

Here’s my two seconds of fame:  X-Biz Press Release

So I got an ICQ from someone at AVN today.  I guess they felt slighted that I sent my press release to XBiz and not to them.  Honestly I thought AVN pretty much worked with video companies who has a web presence online and my little site wouldn’t garner enough importance to see print, but apparently I was wrong.

See AVN’s take here!

Life just seems to get stranger and stranger…